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[#] Wed Dec 17 2003 21:12:36 EST from Mystee @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Dec 17 2003 9:08pm from Arjay
Wow, that was fast. ;)

Okay I guess he likes quickies. :)

[#] Fri Dec 19 2003 22:55:11 EST from Arjay @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"We were both hungry. :-)" - Mystee

Serves two! ;)

[#] Sat Dec 27 2003 12:23:37 EST from Mystee @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Okay, this was a lovely Christmas conversation that took place at my grandparents' house. :) My stepdad got something called Poppycock for Christmas, which is kind of like a Cracker Jack type snack with pecans in it and decided to share with everyone else. Of course everyone ate the popcorn and left the pecans.

My sister Kathy: "Someone ate all the poppy. There's only cocks left!" (Of course she knew darn well what she was saying, we both started laughing.)

My mom: "I like the cock. I'll eat Tom's nuts." (Tom being my stepdad.) My mom couldn't quite figure out why my sister, brother, Jason and I all practically fell out of our chairs. "I like cocks! Hey, what's so funny?"

[#] Mon Jan 05 2004 13:21:55 EST from terrorist @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"On Thursday in California, President Bush met with privately with Gov.-elet Arnold schwartzenegger. What did the pair talke about? Neither is sure."

--Tina Fey

[#] Wed Jan 07 2004 10:58:54 EST from Arjay @ Dog Pound BBS II

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A couple of doozies here:

"I stick things places, and forget where I put them!" - Mystee

"It's so big, I don't know where to start!" - Mystee, talking about her salad.

There must've been cucumbers in that salad. ;)

[#] Tue Feb 03 2004 09:31:00 EST from Mystee @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"The snow is still coming-there's white stuff everywhere!"
-The weather reporter just now. (Yes I realize that's a little bit of a stretch but it still sounded funny and made me wonder if they purposely phrased it in such a way that it would make people like me raise an eyebrow and say "huh? Did they just say what I think they just said?")

[#] Mon Mar 29 2004 10:23:47 EST from Arjay @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Message at 10:18am from Mystee:
Grrrrrr it wasn't cooperating so I have to do it again.

Don't you hate it when "parts" fail? ;)

[#] Mon Mar 29 2004 10:24:11 EST from Mystee @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Grrrrrrr. :)

[#] Mon Mar 29 2004 11:49:48 EST from Arjay @ Dog Pound BBS II

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O:)

[#] Mon May 31 2004 09:27:16 EDT from Campagnolo @ MCM Groups

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"seed" - Citadel Monster

[#] Fri Apr 22 2005 09:13:46 EDT from Mystee @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"There oughta be a law about allowing fundamental, basic, human functions
to be respected in out society. Like farting, nose picking, all those
things that we get such great pleasure doing."
- Dustin Hoffman

[#] Tue May 17 2005 01:30:20 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"There's a reason that these "people" ("entities"?) identify
so closely with persistent vegetative states and voted for
George W C Bush." --usenesstt=tt

[#] Fri May 27 2005 17:48:35 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"This is how liberty dies: with thundering applause."
--Senator Padme Amidala in Star Wars 3

[#] Sat May 28 2005 15:32:09 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, in Baghdad and Kabul and soon in Beirut, they too
will be able to speak their minds. What a wonderful thing democracy is."
--Condoleezza Rice, as the police arrested demonstrators during her speech
to the Commonwealth Club in San Francisco, 05/27/2005

[#] Thu Jun 09 2005 09:41:04 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by
the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in
which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him
insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to
oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails
in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic
not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else."
-- President Theodore Roosevelt

[#] Wed Jul 27 2005 19:40:56 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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 "Mission Accomplished"
    --Geo. W. Bush on the conclusion of the Iraqi war.


[#] Mon Sep 12 2005 17:03:31 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to stay in
Texas." --ex-First Lady Barbara Bush on New Orleans refugees

[#] Tue Sep 13 2005 21:55:36 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"The general rule is that an unconstitutional statute, though
having the form and name of law, is in reality no law, but is
wholly void, and ineffective for any purpose; since
unconstitutionality dates from the time of it's enactment, and
not merely from the date of the decision so branding it... No one
is bound to obey an unconstitutional law, and no courts are bound
to enforce it."
- 16 American Jurisprudence, 2d, Sec 177 late 2d, Sec 256

[#] Mon Sep 26 2005 20:01:14 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"For bureaucratic reasons, we settled on one issue, weapons of mass
destruction (as justification for invading Iraq) because it was the one
reason everyone could agree on."
--Paul Wolfowitz

[#] Thu Sep 29 2005 05:31:13 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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"Should any political party attempt to abolish
social security, unemployment insurance, and
eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would
not hear of that party again in our political
history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course,
that believes you can do these things. Among them
are [a] few other Texas oil millionaires, and an
occasional politician or business man from other
areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid."

- President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 11/8/54

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