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[#] Tue Oct 18 2016 11:37:15 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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In any other election, Hillary would be toast.

Here are the latest polls from alternate universes where those "other elections" are taking place:

Universe 1:
Hillary Clinton - 98%
Jeb Bush - 2%

Universe 2:
Hillary Clinton - 99.999%
Ted Cruz - 00.001%

Universe 3:
Hillary Clinton - 1800%
Mitt Romney - 200%

Universe 4:
Hillary Clinton - 51%
Hillary Clinton - 49%

For all practical purposes, Trump is an Independent now. After being the Party of Bush for 30 years, the GOP well and truly deserves to die.

[#] Thu Oct 20 2016 12:08:56 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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But I do have a backup plan in case Queen Cuntbag is successful in stealing the election from Donald America Trump.

I will replace my Trump bumper sticker with this:

And of course I will claim it's been that way since the beginning.   :)



[#] Thu Oct 20 2016 17:52:11 EDT from Madonna @ Uncensored

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Hey!  Just to let all you guys know, my offer stands.  A vote for Hillary will earn you a free blow job!  

I will even pass my offer to any females out there, have that experience as well.  

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/301780-madonna-pledges-oral-sex-for-clinton-voters

Don't worry, as you all know I can handle a multitude of partners all in one night.



[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 08:53:14 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Here's a great article about things getting to the breaking point,
which is almost guaranteed if Hitler Cunt wins the election:

(+1000; entertaining but batso) for citing zerohedge as if they don't dress in tinfoil. (I'm not talking about tinfoil hats, I'm talking about head-to-toe sort of medeival body armor, but made out of tinfoil. They're talking about upgrading to gold foil, because GOLD GOLD GOLD that's why...)

[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 10:59:42 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Gold is too soft to be used for body armor, and even if you tried, you'd have TEH J00000000S chasing after you!@!!!111

(Did I get the stereotype right?)

Yes, consider the source, and take it with a grain of salt.  Also consider, though, that one man's hyperbole is another's reductio ad absurdum.  Take the course we are currently on and follow it to its conclusion, assuming nothing else changes.  If 99% of all jobs are either offshored or consumed by immigrants, Americans will eventually go hungry.  Once the supply of iPhones and Starbucks goes dry, it becomes time for violent revolution.

This is why, hyperbole aside, I would really like to hear the Clinton plan for prosperity.  All I see on her web site is tax and spend.



[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 12:41:50 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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If Americans keep breeding unchecked, Americans will go hungry. Meh.


In the long run, I mean.

[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 23:24:46 EDT from Farokh Irani @ Uncensored

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OH GOD THE PAIN

[#] Fri Oct 21 2016 23:24:22 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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"The problem with America is that it's full of Americans." That seems to be a problem the globalists are trying to fix. Here's hoping there is an outbreak of fast-acting cancer and AIDS at the next Bilderburg meeting.

[#] Sun Oct 23 2016 22:19:51 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Bwahahahaha

[#] Mon Oct 24 2016 14:02:06 EDT from Ragnar Danneskjold @ Uncensored

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Trump blew what could have been his best speech ever (given at Gettysburg no less) but he had to go and fuck it up saying how he's going to sue the women who accussed him of sexual misconducted, after the election is over.

Putz.

[#] Mon Oct 24 2016 17:58:51 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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So you'll be voting for Hillary then?



[#] Mon Oct 24 2016 22:09:10 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Quote of the day!

"The New York Times has become The Enquirer; The Enquirer has become The New York Times. Everything is turned upside down."
-- Jeff Rovin

[#] Tue Oct 25 2016 09:54:43 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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And look at this (see attached image)

Adolf Hitler and Hillary Clinton both call their opposition "deplorables."  It proves that Clinton is 100% equivalent to Hitler.

So why is Ragnar supporting her?!?



[#] Wed Oct 26 2016 10:23:41 EDT from Ragnar Danneskjold @ Uncensored

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Michael Moore supporting Trump....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKeYbEOSqYc

[#] Wed Oct 26 2016 13:13:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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From what I understand, that bit only sounds like an endorsement when played by itself; the surrounding speech makes it clear that the cited portion is what he feels is the thought process of a non-Hitler.

Moore isn't voting for Trump. Hopefully he will finally have the massive heart attack he truly deserves and drop dead before he can vote for Cuntbag.

[#] Wed Oct 26 2016 15:35:54 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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"An unresolved peaceful revolution is always followed by a violent revolution."

   -- John F. Kennedy's endorsement of Donald Trump



[#] Wed Oct 26 2016 15:46:08 EDT from Ragnar Danneskjold @ Uncensored

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Or Bernie Sanders.

[#] Thu Oct 27 2016 09:57:04 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Sanders voters are too stoned to do a violent revolution.

[#] Sun Oct 30 2016 09:28:11 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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One person who has remained level-headed and rational through this whole election cycle is Mr. Obama.

(I am of course talking about Malik Obama, not his scumbag brother Barack.)



[#] Sun Oct 30 2016 16:20:41 EDT from Madonna @ Uncensored

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...unlike you.

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