In any other election, Hillary would be toast.
Here are the latest polls from alternate universes where those "other elections" are taking place:
Hillary Clinton - 98%
Jeb Bush - 2%
Hillary Clinton - 99.999%
Ted Cruz - 00.001%
Hillary Clinton - 1800%
Mitt Romney - 200%
Hillary Clinton - 51%
Hillary Clinton - 49%
For all practical purposes, Trump is an Independent now. After being the Party of Bush for 30 years, the GOP well and truly deserves to die.
But I do have a backup plan in case Queen Cuntbag is successful in stealing the election from Donald America Trump.
I will replace my Trump bumper sticker with this:
And of course I will claim it's been that way since the beginning. :)
Hey! Just to let all you guys know, my offer stands. A vote for Hillary will earn you a free blow job!
I will even pass my offer to any females out there, have that experience as well.
Don't worry, as you all know I can handle a multitude of partners all in one night.
Here's a great article about things getting to the breaking point,
which is almost guaranteed if Hitler Cunt wins the election:
(+1000; entertaining but batso) for citing zerohedge as if they don't dress in tinfoil. (I'm not talking about tinfoil hats, I'm talking about head-to-toe sort of medeival body armor, but made out of tinfoil. They're talking about upgrading to gold foil, because GOLD GOLD GOLD that's why...)
Gold is too soft to be used for body armor, and even if you tried, you'd have TEH J00000000S chasing after you!@!!!111
(Did I get the stereotype right?)
Yes, consider the source, and take it with a grain of salt. Also consider, though, that one man's hyperbole is another's reductio ad absurdum. Take the course we are currently on and follow it to its conclusion, assuming nothing else changes. If 99% of all jobs are either offshored or consumed by immigrants, Americans will eventually go hungry. Once the supply of iPhones and Starbucks goes dry, it becomes time for violent revolution.
This is why, hyperbole aside, I would really like to hear the Clinton plan for prosperity. All I see on her web site is tax and spend.
If Americans keep breeding unchecked, Americans will go hungry. Meh.
In the long run, I mean.
So you'll be voting for Hillary then?
Quote of the day!
"The New York Times has become The Enquirer; The Enquirer has become The New York Times. Everything is turned upside down."
-- Jeff Rovin
And look at this (see attached image)
Adolf Hitler and Hillary Clinton both call their opposition "deplorables." It proves that Clinton is 100% equivalent to Hitler.
So why is Ragnar supporting her?!?
Moore isn't voting for Trump. Hopefully he will finally have the massive heart attack he truly deserves and drop dead before he can vote for Cuntbag.
"An unresolved peaceful revolution is always followed by a violent revolution."
-- John F. Kennedy's endorsement of Donald Trump
One person who has remained level-headed and rational through this whole election cycle is Mr. Obama.
(I am of course talking about Malik Obama, not his scumbag brother Barack.)