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[#] Mon Aug 19 2013 11:33:33 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Hmm, I can't seem to find any mention of "Jesus is not the Messiah" in my Torah. Can you help me find it?

[#] Mon Aug 19 2013 12:10:18 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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Mon Aug 19 2013 11:33:33 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

Hmm, I can't seem to find any mention of "Jesus is not the Messiah" in my Torah. Can you help me find it?

You'll probably find lots of "Jesus is not the Messiah" scattered throughout the seemingly-endless writings known as the Talmud. Seems that Orthodox Judaism mistakenly considers most of the Talmud to be as Divinely Inspired as the Tanach or even the Torah.

And don't get me started on my absolutely favorite piece of Judaica... The Zohar!!! Now *there* is a marvel to behold!



[#] Mon Aug 19 2013 12:21:36 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Mon Aug 19 2013 11:33:33 AM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

Hmm, I can't seem to find any mention of "Jesus is not the Messiah" in my Torah. Can you help me find it?

Unless you can read the Hebrew, without the vowels, I'm doubting you'll find anything intelligible in your Torah.



[#] Mon Aug 19 2013 13:40:12 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Unless you can read the Hebrew, without the vowels, I'm doubting
you'll find anything intelligible in your Torah.

To truly appreciate the Torah you have to read it in the original Klingon.

[#] Mon Aug 19 2013 13:39:50 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Judaica... The Zohar!!! Now *there* is a marvel to behold!

The lone locust of the apocalypse?!?

[#] Mon Aug 19 2013 13:25:38 EDT from Freakdog @ Cascade Lodge BBS

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You'll probably find lots of "Jesus is not the Messiah" scattered
throughout the seemingly-endless writings known as the Talmud. Seems
that Orthodox Judaism mistakenly considers most of the Talmud to be
as Divinely Inspired as the Tanach or even the Torah.

Not divinely inspired...just interpreted by scholars better versed in Judaic studies than they.

[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 00:47:47 EDT from vince-q @ Cascade Lodge BBS

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To truly appreciate the Torah you have to read it in the original
Klingon.



There are actually places on the 'net where you can do that...

[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 10:33:00 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Well ... I don't care what they may say; Jesus is just alright with me :)

[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 15:38:45 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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I got no problem with that. 

Just don't try to claim you're a Jew. :)

 



[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 17:41:02 EDT from ax25 @ Uncensored

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Or that you are in space.



[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 20:58:37 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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<cue the muppets>

JEWWWWWWWWWS IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 21:09:40 EDT from vince-q @ Cascade Lodge BBS

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Aug 20 2013 5:58pm from IGnatius T Foobar @uncnsrd (Uncensored) in Politics
& Propaganda>
<cue the muppets>

JEWWWWWWWWWS IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!



Hmmmm... I know just about all of you above the age of 35 will remember the early "hip hop" group 2 Live Crew.

Bet you *don't* remember the parody group... 2 LIVE JEWS.
Not kidding. Very funny!

Go look:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Live_Jews

[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 22:03:27 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Yes I do remember Two Live Jews, and I remember the three live jews, aka Beastie Boys.

[#] Tue Aug 20 2013 23:18:21 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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The lone locust of the apocalypse?!?

Buzz. ZZt buzz.

Ahem.

Buzz.

[Flaps wings, grandiosely.]

Buzz.

Dammit, listen you guys, the apocalpyse is starting.

[Flaps wings, glances from side to side. Now where'd the rest of the swarm go.]

Umm, guys, this isn't funny anymore.

Guys?

[#] Wed Aug 21 2013 08:19:12 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Tue Aug 20 2013 08:58:37 PM EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
<cue the muppets>

JEWWWWWWWWWS IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

Or Mel Brooks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo



[#] Wed Aug 21 2013 13:13:19 EDT from vince-q @ Cascade Lodge BBS

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Or Mel Brooks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo


If any of you folks have not seen the above-linked video, go watch it. Had me laughing for a good ten minutes, and at 8am that's a trick in itself!

[#] Wed Aug 21 2013 16:33:54 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I liked the comment... "Is this a trailer for EVE online?".

[#] Thu Aug 29 2013 16:12:51 EDT from dothebart @ Uncensored

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Tue Aug 20 2013 20:58:37 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
<cue the muppets>

JEWWWWWWWWWS IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

hm, there was a couple abord the cruise ship that looked (and moved)  like the big monsters when the thenor saxophone plays in the mupets intro.



[#] Wed Sep 04 2013 15:34:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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So ... where are all the self-righteous anti-war types who lambasted George Bush over Iraq? Why are they not surrounding the White House with torches and pitchforks to protest Ba'raq Saddam Hussein Osama Obama Hitler's invasion of Syria?

The kenyan muslim is sending other people's kids to die in his jihad, and the media, academia, and hitlerwood are giving him a free pass?

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???

[#] Wed Sep 04 2013 15:54:37 EDT from vince-q @ Cascade Lodge BBS

Subject: Sic transit glorria mundi...

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Wed Sep 04 2013 12:34:23 PDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

So ... where are all the self-righteous anti-war types who lambasted George Bush over Iraq? Why are they not surrounding the White House with torches and pitchforks to protest Ba'raq Saddam Hussein Osama Obama Hitler's invasion of Syria?

The kenyan muslim is sending other people's kids to die in his jihad, and the media, academia, and hitlerwood are giving him a free pass?

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???

Here are the rules:

1. if you criticize Obama  you are obviously a racist.

2. if you criticized George W. Bush you were obviously a member of the Intelligent Elite.

The lib-turds are on the verge of stealing the United States, with a "Republican" party that is becoming more spineless by each passing day.

I have but one thought that comforts me:

"The Second Amendment is the Warranty in case the First Amendment breaks!"



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