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[#] Wed Jun 12 2002 15:23:34 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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"So. Cal. is where my mind states"
misheard as,
"so callous where my mind states..."

[#] Thu Jun 13 2002 17:34:10 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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"I jerked off twice 'cause the first time wasn't good enough"

misheard as
"I tried to get away, but his mother wouldn't turn around."

Ford (neat trick, eh?) ][

[#] Wed Jun 19 2002 13:29:46 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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We'll open up a restaurant, in Santa Fe
misheard as
We'll open up a restaurant, in Santa Fe

[#] Wed Jun 19 2002 18:40:30 EDT from Magus @ Uncensored

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Errrr.....what's the difference?

[#] Wed Jun 19 2002 18:43:38 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Magus:

Step 1) Read sender header of message
Step 2) Reread msg body
Step 3) Scratch head
Step 4) Reread previous message from same sender
Step 5) Chalk up results of #2 to #1/#4

[#] Wed Jul 17 2002 04:54:28 EDT from belrix @ Uncensored

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Its all in the subtle Pervian pronounciation.

[#] Tue Sep 10 2002 12:46:11 EDT from truffle @ Uncensored

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thela hun ginjeet - lay off the kim-chi

[#] Tue Sep 10 2002 12:48:30 EDT from Mr.T @ Uncensored

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Hilarious!!!

[#] Tue Sep 10 2002 13:10:14 EDT from Peter Pulse @ Uncensored

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Hehe. Isn't that a cool song though?

[#] Thu Sep 12 2002 14:37:48 EDT from truffle @ Uncensored

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it's a great song, but I still can't hear him say anything else when I hear it, hehe

[#] Thu Sep 26 2002 14:58:33 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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We are insultin'...
We are insultin' th' swing.

[#] Mon Sep 30 2002 09:20:14 EDT from Ally @ Uncensored

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Ain't no woman like the One-Eyed Gott.

When I was like five, I thought it was a Norse mythological creature.

[#] Fri Oct 11 2002 12:29:24 EDT from Ally @ Uncensored

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Did you ever mishear a band? Like, you thought one band was another so when you heard them for the first time you were like "Huh?" Or just mishear a band name altogether?

I kept thinking the Dead Kennedys were Dead Can Dance..THAT was a weird little wake-up call.

[#] Fri Oct 11 2002 13:05:19 EDT from nadia @ Uncensored

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ooh. that must've been interesting once it was all cleared up...

[#] Fri Oct 11 2002 13:16:28 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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dude, the kennedys cant dance...

[#] Fri Oct 11 2002 13:24:34 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Especially when they're dead.

[#] Fri Oct 11 2002 15:59:11 EDT from muad'dib @ Uncensored

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When a much smaller child, Dib-lette would often make requests from the back seat suggestings songs I should put on, or back on. During the successful period of Soul Assylum she especially enjoyed requesting "Thomas' Broken". You figure it out.

[#] Thu Dec 05 2002 19:27:35 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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This spastic moment,
As I look into your eyes,
Will lapse forever....

[#] Thu Jan 23 2003 10:19:36 EST from Ally @ Uncensored

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"Michael wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time..."

I really thought (when I was like 7) this was a song about Michael Jackson.

[#] Fri Jan 24 2003 18:44:11 EST from Gary Green @ Uncensored

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Here's a classic from way back. My friend thought the lyric in HEAT OF THE MOMENT by Asia was:

"and now you find yourself in '82... the disco hotspots all much young for you."

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