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[#] Mon Dec 31 2001 09:39:28 EST from err head @ Uncensored

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profits, taken in, buy a suntan, and a grin

[#] Mon Dec 31 2001 10:58:01 EST from Faunus @ The Big U

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"Exhuming the Car Thief" --from Exhuming McCarthy, by REM. You'd think the title would have given it away!

[#] Mon Dec 31 2001 15:30:49 EST from Avalondaughter @ Uncensored

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Mennamennamennamenna Kitchen. Mennamennamennamenna Grill.

*A school friend's younger sister's interpretation of the theme song to "The Jeffersons". Made me laugh like crazy when I was 9.

[#] Wed Jan 02 2002 00:17:41 EST from kierra @ The Big U

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"maybe you and i would be better friends"

i swear sounds like...

"maybe you and i would be better pregnant"

-- that george michael song i can't remember the title of

[#] Wed Jan 02 2002 18:49:31 EST from Thundersnow @ The Big U

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"The thunder sounds out and the lightning seeds, and you feel like a movie star" --Prince, Raspberry Beret... where the Lightning Seeds got their name

[#] Thu Jan 03 2002 02:38:13 EST from Dale Gribble @ The Big U

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What about
"I've got echoes in my head...." from Dwight Yoakam's song '1000 Miles From Nowhere'....

I swear it sounds like he says, "I've got pickles in my head."

[#] Thu Jan 03 2002 02:51:20 EST from deja vu @ The Big U

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"It makes me wanna stick my fist in your face"
--Filter, the second track on the Short Bus album (Dose?)

It always sounds like he's saying "It makes me wanna stick my dick in your face"

[#] Thu Jan 03 2002 13:30:21 EST from the xorcist @ Uncensored

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actually, Deja vu, i thought that line in "dose" actually said "dick". check out the lyrics in the album, I could be wrong. it could also be that you ahve a censored version of the song.

i was pretty sure "dick" was the actual word

[#] Thu Jan 03 2002 13:30:35 EST from the xorcist @ Uncensored

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(i no longer have the album to confirm or deny this, though)

[#] Thu Jan 03 2002 14:05:03 EST from Ally @ Uncensored

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It's "fist", I just checked.
Which reminds me, I really don't like that album, should go sell it except most places aren't taking anything used right now...

[#] Wed Jan 09 2002 11:32:47 EST from empire @ The Big U

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(1) "Jump in the tall grass, eat the sprinkler" from REM's "The Wrong Child", which is actually "Jump in the tall grass, 'neath the sprinkler"

(2) From the dorky disco misheard files:

What I heard: "Dorcas! With tenderness..."
The actual lyrics: "Your kiss, with tenderness"
from Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel by Tavares

[#] Mon Jan 14 2002 01:46:33 EST from Trillian @ The Big U

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"they say that patience is a virtue but i dont have the time..."

I still think,
in this *one* instance David Byrne should make it thus (FUNNIER!) and not as is.

(true lyric: "compassion" not "patience")
--I *heart* Talking Heads

[#] Wed Feb 20 2002 21:11:30 EST from nadia @ Uncensored

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i don't know if this belongs in imponderables or misheard lyrics...

it just occurred to me that bill leeb would probably sound the same if someone cut out his tongue.

or maybe it's some other kind of deformation, whatever makes every consonant sound like a soft "d". i think the s's are there if they're at the beginning of a word, and the n's if they're at the end of a word.

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 11:48:38 EST from Ford II @ Uncensored

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... you gotta keep 'em aggrevated...

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 14:09:25 EST from Mr.T @ Uncensored

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Heh. Like Mark E. Smith-uh.

[#] Wed Apr 03 2002 11:17:38 EST from kawasaki @ The Big U

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"Big Ol' Jed had a light on"
"big old jet airliner"

[#] Mon Apr 22 2002 06:31:08 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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"OPEC waters, keep on trollin',
Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me..."

[#] Wed Apr 24 2002 19:30:15 EDT from Ally @ Uncensored

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"Hot Potato"--Abadeo

[#] Fri May 10 2002 15:57:03 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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'remember what the dormouse said, feed your head'

misheard as, 'keep your head'

damn. i liked my version better.

[#] Tue Jun 04 2002 06:31:32 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Okay, technically, this isn't a mishead lyric, but I doubt we're going to see too many parodies so I'm not going to bother creating a room just for this

I've got this damned song stuck in my head, so I may as well make fun of it. Sing it to the tune of 'Last Night I Didn't Get To Sleep At All':

Last night, I didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
My neighbor bumped and grind against my paper walls,
Telephone's a-ringing but he missed my calls (missed my calls)

Oh, and last night, I got to thinkin' maybe I, I, I
Should buy a little something for my new gun rack,
Next time the neighbor's screwin', I will get him back
'cause last night I didn't get to sleep at all


I know it isn't right, to vent my spleen
To want to sneak behind, with my ball-pein
But more and more I find the dreams I've left behind
Should somehow drive me to kill him (to kill him)

Oh, last night I didn't get to sleep at all, no, no
The morphem shot I took was just a waste of time
I couldn't close my eyes 'cause he was on that grind
And last night I didn't get to sleep, didn't get to sleep,
No I didn't fuckin' sleep at all.

This is a particularly ironic song to have stuck in your head at 4am.

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