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[#] Tue Dec 25 2007 00:21:59 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I don't think she quite appreciated the clever reference, not being a Jethro Tull fan.

[#] Tue Dec 25 2007 05:19:14 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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so she realy enjoyed her xmas-eve?

[#] Sun Jan 06 2008 03:55:03 EST from 2Dog @ Uncensored

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Fri Jan 19 2007 05:51:20 PM EST from oldgoatroper@uncnsrd
Subject: Bad Moon


"There's a bad moon on the rise" <-- everyone else


"There's a bathroom on the right" <-- me









OOPS! Soryy about your closet man, my bad....

[#] Sun Jan 06 2008 04:01:57 EST from 2Dog @ Uncensored

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geez, just when I think I might post something semi-maybe-funny I go and misspell it. **sigh**

This would be a good time to encourage yet again an "edit" function for logged on users who are

total dumbasses like me that would like to correct a post if the spelling or intent didn't come out

just right the first time. Just a thougpght... 

[#] Mon Jan 07 2008 04:05:43 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Close enough!

[#] Fri Mar 14 2008 16:48:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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If you want my money,
And you think I'm sexy,
Come on baby, bite my tire!

(not really misheard, but struck me as funny).

[#] Mon Mar 17 2008 11:15:03 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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<< sprays fleeb with a bottle of Fix-A-Flat(tm) >>

[#] Mon Mar 17 2008 14:52:45 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I have this ongoing meme in my head for biting tires. I imagine that I hear it in a few tunes. I'm sure it's inspired by the Firesign Theatre folks.

Another great place for it:

You know that it would be untrue,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Girl we couldn't get much higher.

Come on baby, bite my tire.

[#] Tue Jul 22 2008 00:31:45 EDT from francistoday @ My Castle Wall

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To get this started 


There is a song called airport and I knew someone who thought the word was F off.

[#] Fri Sep 19 2008 19:32:30 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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"Braaaaaaaaaaaains are heeeeeeeere
and braaaaaaaaaains are deeeeeeeeeear..."

(IGlette singing some sort of zombie play song, I guess. I'm told the actual lyrics have something to do with brainstorming, but I like her version better.)

[#] Wed Oct 22 2008 03:43:23 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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I had a dream there were crowds in my coffee.

[#] Wed Oct 22 2008 08:54:29 EDT from flynnfx @ Uncensored

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Darksmith Goldsmith.

[#] Wed Oct 22 2008 09:52:04 EDT from BOFHMike @ My Castle Wall

[Reply] [ReplyQuoted] [Headers] [Print] - great source/search engine for misheards 

One of my favorites:

Artist: Eiffel 65
Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba die
Misheard Lyric: I'm blue I belive I'm a guy...

[#] Wed Oct 22 2008 10:14:59 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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I thought it was I believe I can fly.

[#] Wed Oct 22 2008 10:24:37 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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I thought it was "oba dee do ba doo ba dee ba doo ba doo dee dee."

[#] Wed Oct 22 2008 23:12:30 EDT from flynnfx @ Uncensored

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Darksmith Goldsmith is what I heard the first few times when I

listened to The Beach Boys sing 'Do It Again'.

 Its automatic when i

Talk with old friends   - this turned to Darkmith Goldsmith for some reason

The conversation turns to
Girls we knew when their
Hair was soft and long and the
Beach was the place to go

[#] Sun Oct 26 2008 13:41:30 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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My three year old seems to be confusing the words "scapegoat" and "skateboard."

This could be fun. :)

[#] Thu Nov 06 2008 16:17:51 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I wonder if Girthta remembers...

"'Cause you bite up my wife, fill her with holes, please carry on..."

[#] Tue Nov 11 2008 12:45:59 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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(Not really misheard, but...)

Crabs, and lice...
You gave me crabs, and lice.
How can I sleep when I itch all night?
Every night.
Cure me!

(With apologies to Leonard Bernstein, Stephen Sondheim, and all those who like the tune 'Somewhere').

[#] Sun Dec 07 2008 21:17:27 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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"I will choose a bathysphere,
I will choose free will."

(Someone who hung out here nearly two decades ago)

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