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[#] Fri Apr 13 2007 23:43:04 EDT from anonymous @ Haven BBS

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Eight year old in the shower Thursday night... "I like big butts and I can not lie, really hairy ones catch my eye..."


[#] Sat Apr 14 2007 08:10:12 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Hah!!!

[#] Sat Apr 14 2007 21:53:34 EDT from Jaime @ Dog Pound BBS II

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*spits water on computer screen*

[#] Thu Apr 19 2007 21:07:59 EDT from harry @ Dog Pound BBS II

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What music is that 8 year old listening to ??


[#] Fri Apr 20 2007 08:06:29 EDT from Ian M. Shot @ Haven BBS

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Either Shrek or Shrek 2.   One of them had that song in it.


[#] Fri Apr 20 2007 22:17:24 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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That was the original Shrek.


[#] Thu Apr 26 2007 12:46:47 EDT from ChuckE @ Haven BBS

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Yes, it was the first "Shrek" DVD.  It was during the "karaoke" bit, when the dragon shakes her huge tail back and forth.

In fact, "Shrek" and "Shrek 2" are about the ONLY movies my 20-month-old daughter will watch!  Guess we'll have to try taking her to the theater next month when "Shrek 3" comes out.



[#] Thu Apr 26 2007 14:50:38 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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They're Abigail's favorite movies too...

Here's Guli singing ABC and Happy Birthday 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lyg3YemWbDs

My sister still hasn't recorded her singing "Country Roads" (she knows ALL the words... it's so funny!) 



[#] Mon May 28 2007 12:09:40 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Well, Parody lyrics in this case:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/kimcarnes11.shtml 



[#] Fri Jun 08 2007 08:10:57 EDT from Shadowhawk @ Haven BBS

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I still like the commercial that featured a few different songs...

  "She's got a chicken to ride, she's got a chicken to riiiiiide, and it's in my hair..."

 



[#] Tue Jun 12 2007 08:31:22 EDT from ChuckE @ Haven BBS

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Here's the one that's on my misheard lyrics desk calendar today:

Whitesnake, "Here I Go Again"

WRONG:  "Like a drifter I was born to wear cologne"

RIGHT:  "Like a drifter I was born to walk alone"



[#] Tue Jun 12 2007 08:31:39 EDT from ChuckE @ Haven BBS

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(I like the "chicken to ride" one too!)

[#] Tue Jul 03 2007 20:42:35 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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"Reeling In The Years" 
Your everlasting summer you can see it fading fast
So you grab a piece of something that you think is gonna last
Well you wouldn't even know a diamond if you held it in your hand
The things you think are precious, I can't understand.
(refrain)
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the tears
Have you had enough of mine?
Are you reeling in the years
Stowing away the time?
Are you gathering up the tears
Have you had enough of mine? 
You been telling me you were a genius since you were seventeen
In all the time I've known you I still don't know what you mean
The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned
The things that pass for knowledge I can't understand. 
[ refrain ]
I've spent a lot of money, I've spent a lot of time
The trip we made to Hollywood is etched upon my mind
After all the things we've done and seen you find another man
The things you think are useless I can't understand.
-- Steely Dan 


[#] Tue Jul 03 2007 20:44:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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(sigh)

Why did I post that in 'Misheard Lyrics' instead of the Lyrics room? 



[#] Thu Nov 29 2007 02:19:46 EST from triLcat @ Uncensored

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Charlene don't like it! Rock the catbox, rock the catbox!

[#] Thu Nov 29 2007 08:20:25 EST from Ford II @ Uncensored

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But they spelled steve seagal's name wrong.
Still very well done.

[#] Thu Nov 29 2007 20:44:35 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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ay jonny depp!

[#] Mon Dec 24 2007 13:23:15 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Not misheard, just rewritten...

This morning my wife somehow got a Thomas the Tank Engine stupidfest tree ornament attached to the back of her pants. IGlet and I have since been singing that classic Jethro Tull tune, "Locomotive Butt"

[#] Mon Dec 24 2007 13:37:10 EST from Ragnar Danneskjold @ Uncensored

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In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive butt

[#] Mon Dec 24 2007 18:47:39 EST from dothebart @ Uncensored

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i hope she liked it? ;-)

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