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[#] Mon Nov 07 2005 17:59:11 EST from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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"Mr. Cellophane" misheard by my 4yr old niece as "Mr. Cellar Face"!

Hahahaha!



[#] Fri Jan 20 2006 12:07:20 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I'm gonna wait for the midnight owl, just you and I.

[#] Sat Jan 21 2006 18:10:27 EST from penguinkraft @ Uncensored

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i was sad to hear about him dying. :(

[#] Tue Apr 18 2006 11:21:36 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Grease is the word, is the word, have you heard,
It's got grease and it's gooey.
Grease in your hair, on your face, in your lotion
Grease is just what we are feeling.

[#] Fri May 19 2006 09:56:15 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I have become, comfortably dumb.

[#] Fri May 19 2006 13:28:19 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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funny I used to sing that as " I have become comfortable stupid."

[#] Tue Jun 20 2006 12:24:36 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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(obviously not really misheard, but...)

At the Chupa... Chupacabrana,
The wild goat will feast on your entrails,
At the Chupa... Chupacabrana,
Evil and passion are always the fashion at the Chupa...

Don't fall in love.

[#] Tue Jun 20 2006 22:55:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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If only Barry Manilow had been able to tap into our group's dementia...

[#] Wed Jun 21 2006 22:59:11 EDT from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Everybodey y Must Get Cloned

They'll CLONE you just like they said they would
They'll CLONE you when you're trying to go home
They'll CLONE you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get CLONED

They'll CLONE you when you're walking on the street
They'll CLONE you when you're trying to keep your seat
They'll CLONE you when your walking on the floor
They'll CLONE you when your walking to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get CLONED

They'll CLONE you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll CLONE you when you are young and able
They'll CLONE you when you're trying to make a buck
They'll CLONE you and then they'll say good luck
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get CLONED

Well They'll CLONE you and say that it's the end
They'll CLONE you and then they'll come back again
They'll CLONE you when you're riding
in your car
They'll CLONE you when you're playing you guitar
Yes But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get CLONED
Alright

Well They'll CLONE you when you are all alone
They'll CLONE you when you are walking home
They'll CLONE you and then say they're all brave
They'll CLONE you when you're send down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get CLONED

[#] Fri Jun 30 2006 09:13:37 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Okay, also not really misheard this way, but..

We're ball pein hammers, my friends,
And we'll keep on hamm'rin', 'till the end.

We're ball pein hammers,
We're ball pein hammers,
You're just some pliers,
But we're ball pein hammers...

Of the world!

[#] Fri Jun 30 2006 09:35:58 EDT from the8088er @ Uncensored

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You've got 15 lovely children.
No proud father knocking at your door.
But every hungry woman,
has been in your place before.

I heard:
You've got 15 lovely children.
No proud mother knocking at your door.
But every hungry woman,
has been in your place before.

[#] Thu Jul 20 2006 12:55:38 EDT from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

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When Sugar Ray's first hit came on the radio, I heard:

"Spread your love and fly!"

as:

"Spread your love on-line!"

I figured they were making a prediction of how popular on-line dating would become.

[#] Mon Aug 14 2006 13:28:10 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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"Only the thong survived."

instead of

"Only the strong survive."

[#] Mon Aug 14 2006 18:00:54 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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I came up with this the other day:

"Hi kids! Do you like violins? Wanna see me run an orchestra on each of the caymen islands?"

[#] Tue Aug 15 2006 09:21:54 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Okay, not actually misheard this way, but..

What do you get when you fall in love?
A nasty itch that always bothers,
Rotting flesh, and all that follows,
I'll never fall in love again.

[#] Mon Oct 16 2006 15:09:38 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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This isn't misheard lyrics, but a misread book title...

Spotted this morning on the living room floor, a children's book entitled "Good Night, Sweet Butterflies." Part of the title was covered up by another book, so the title looked like:

"Good Night, Sweet Butt"

[#] Mon Oct 16 2006 16:09:39 EDT from nadia @ Uncensored

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that's different kind of children's book.

"in little children's heavy heaby heads/my dreams erupt while in my bed/innocence is dripping red"

[#] Thu Jan 04 2007 14:54:26 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I'll bite the tire, while you place the flowers in the yard that you bought today.

[#] Sat Jan 13 2007 02:06:26 EST from curly surmudgeon @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Not a lyric but a name. Heard "betray us" for "Petraeus," new commander of troops in Iraq.

[#] Fri Mar 16 2007 21:07:51 EDT from hubert @ Uncensored

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From my wife: "Goin' down to South Carolina/Don't carry me too far away..."

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