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[#] Thu Oct 02 2014 18:20:18 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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My house burned down in a flash of thunder,
my wife ran off with a one-legged plumber,
my son ran away and got hooked on drugs,
and my daughter got pregnant by the class of 85.

[#] Fri Oct 10 2014 08:50:49 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Ich have house and land in Kent,
And if you'll love me, love me now;
Two-pence half-penny is my rent, -
Ich cannot come every day to woo.
Two-pence half-penny is his rent,
And he cannot come every day to woo.

Ich am my vather's eldest zonne,
My mouther eke doth love me well!
For Ich can bravely clout my shoone,
And Ich full-well can ring a bell.
For he can bravely clout his shoone,
And he full well can ring a bell.

My vather he gave me a hogge,
My mouther she gave me a zow;
Ich have a god-vather dwells there by,
And he on me bestowed a plow.
He has a god-vather dwells there by,
And he on him bestowed a plow.

One time Iche gave thee a paper of pins,
Anoder time a taudry lace;
And if thou wilt not grant me love,
In truth Ich die bevore thy vace.
And if thou wilt not grant his love,
In truth he'll die bevore thy vace.

Ich have
been twice our Whitson Lord,
Ich have had ladies many vare;
And eke thou hast my heart in hold,
And in my minde zeemes passing rare.
And eke thou hast his heart in hold,
And in his minde zeemes passing rare.

Ich will put on my best white sloppe,
And Ich will weare my yellow hose;
And on my head a good gray hat,
And in't Ich sticke a lovely rose.
And on his head a good grey hat,
And in't he'll sticke a lovely rose.

Wherefore cease off, make no delay,
And if you'll love me, lov eme now;
Or els Ich zeeke zome oder where, -
For Ich cannot come every day to woo.
Or else he'll zeeke zome oder where,
For he cannot come every day to woo.

- Wooing Song of a Yeoman of Kent's Sonne

[#] Sat Nov 22 2014 10:58:46 EST from mo @ Uncensored

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Beautiful City 

I have sought to discover a haven of rest
Where the sun sinks by night in the land of the West
I have dwelt with the red man in green forest bowers
O'er the wild rolling prairie bespangled with flowers
I have hived to the north, where the hardy pine grows
'Mid the wolf and the bear, and the bleak winter snows
I have roamed through all climates, but none could I see
Like the green hills of Cork and my home by the Lee

Chorus

Beautiful city, charming and pretty
Beautiful city, my home by the Lee

I have slumbered in palm groves by clear running streams
And the wild groves of Blarney come haunting my dreams
I have listened to bells on the soft summer wind
But the sweet bells of Shandon were dear to my mind
I have mixed in gay dances my sorrows to hide
But there's none like the maiden that's now by my side
There is nought in the land of the slave or the free
Like the green hills of Cork and my home by the Lee

Chorus

The bold feudal castles look down on the Rhine
That flows through the land of the olive and vine
There is freedom and health in the fresh mountain breeze
That careers round the home of the brave Tyrolese
There is beauty and love in all spots of the earth
To the heart that can call it the land of its birth
But of all the fair countries, the dearest to me
Are the green hills of Cork and my home by the Lee

Chorus

 

It's one of the official songs of the Irish city of Cork, i live in Kent in England actually (Kent "The Garden of England" full of orchards and green fields) but i know no songs of Kent, my mum and dad ore both Irish however and Cork has many songs about even the smallest part of it. (just came back from holiday camping in Killarney actually :) )

http://www.corkcity.ie/corksongs/  here is where i got the lyrics,  check out the reference to the neihbouring county 'Kerry' (the old enemy, on the football field anyway, this is Gaelic football whioch is far bigger than soccer etc in those counties. My familky straddles both sides of the border and you can see all the flags along the border crossings when the football (gaelic/Irish) championships  (even the local club championships) are on :) ) They great singers over there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq7ZkHlLL1M    searched for an audio - this is the best i could find. ( i have all those songs on tape which have very little instrumentation and sound all the better for it)



[#] Fri Jun 26 2015 11:55:37 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Every Picture Tells a Story, donut?

[#] Fri Jun 26 2015 11:55:55 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Whooops, that was supporse to go in misheard lyrics.

[#] Tue Jul 28 2015 17:43:55 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Hey Jules

[#] Wed Feb 03 2016 19:08:27 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Look around my rooms
And see the prizes I have showing
Working hard to build my life
And plan the way I'm going
House and car and pretty wife
They've all been won by knowing
All been won by knowing
All been won by knowing
Paperwork, white collared shirts
Where would we be without them
Man of class and quality
I never shout about them
Choose my friends for my own ends
You can't succeed without them
Can't succeed without them
Can't succeed without them
Middleman sees straight ahead
And never crosses borders
Never understood the artist
Or the lazy workers
The world needs steady men like me
To give and take the orders
Give and take the orders
Give and take the orders

[#] Fri Feb 05 2016 16:49:46 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Thanks for that interesting tidbit, mo; my girlfriend is from Cork. I've been there for a couple different Christmases now.

[#] Wed Jun 01 2016 20:44:21 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Substitution mass confusion. 



[#] Wed Jun 15 2016 11:48:48 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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 I don't know why I love her like I do,
 All the changes you put me through. 



[#] Thu Oct 27 2016 11:26:00 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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This may be the best song ever.    "Kill Everyone" by Hollywood Undead

You got the motherfucking right to remain violent!
Hollow points hiding in my clip
I'll take 25 just to watch your life end
I pray father please forgive me 'fore I sin
Got these sticks of dynamite and dying to light them
God don't fail me now
Get thrown and you gon' get carried out
To a hole where I know you won't be found
Just face it it's almost over now

Don't even try to take this weapon from me
I like you more and more the lesser you breathe

I've come undone
I think I'll kill everyone
My, what have I done?
Fuck it let's kill everyone

I've come undone
I think I'll kill everyone
My, what have I done?
Fuck it let's kill everyone

Oh no here comes the riot
Does everything have to resort to violence?
If you think you can hide, go and try it
Now let's let the fucking gun break the silence
Close your eyelids
Another shot and then here come the sirens
I thought I told you to keep fucking quiet
Somebody's dying, so come say goodbye kids

Don't even try to take this weapon from me
I like you more and more the lesser you breathe

I've come undone
I think I'll kill everyone
My, what have I done?
Fuck it let's kill everyone

I've come undone
I think I'll kill everyone
My, what have I done?
Fuck it let's kill everyone

Imma take you all down
Sayin' fuck the world now!
Imma take you all out
I'm sayin' fuck the world now!

Imma take you all down
Sayin fuck the world now
Imma take you all out
I'm sayin' fuck the world now!

Don't even try to take this weapon from me (Saying fuck the world now)
I like you more and more the less that you breathe (I'm saying fuck the world now)

I've come undone
I think I'll kill everyone
My, what have I done?
Fuck it let's kill everyone

I've come undone
I think I'll kill everyone
My, what have I done?
Fuck it let's kill everyone



[#] Thu Oct 27 2016 13:15:43 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Think you got it good ?? I think you wires are crooked
well that don't give you a licence to be stupid
you've gotta move your lip 'cos silence is a hassle
but anyone can talk, anyone can be an asshole

meet the conversation king, well you can say just anything

a-a-a-a

CHORUS:

shut your fucking mouth, and use your fucking brain
shut your fucking mouth, and use your fucking brain 

gotta keep on talking keep on moving like a dream
Tell me work that mouth and you can get into a team
Times I gotta talk and make you gone I weent insane

shut your fucking mouth, and use your fucking brain



[#] Wed Feb 01 2017 21:58:52 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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wall.jpg



[#] Thu Feb 02 2017 15:05:12 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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OMG.

Perfect.



[#] Thu Feb 23 2017 14:34:46 EST from mo @ Uncensored

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There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight
And music and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance
Before the fiddlers have fled
Before they ask us to pay the bill
And while we still have the chance
Let's face the music and dance
Soon, we'll be without the moon
Humming a different tune and then
There may be tear drops to shed
So while there's moonlight
And music and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance
Let's face the music and dance
Soon, we'll be without the moon
Humming a different tune and then
There may be tear drops to shed
So while there's moonlight
And music and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance
Let's face the music and dance



[#] Wed Mar 01 2017 11:20:05 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Where the hell was Biggles when you needed him last Saturday?
And where were all the sportsmen who always pulled you through?
They're all resting down in Cornwall writing up their memoirs
for a paperback edition of the Boy Scout manual.

[#] Sat Jun 03 2017 13:21:36 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Gonna rise up singin' !
It's a brand new day!
I see the sun is a-shinin'
and the rain isn't fallin'
like it was just yesterday -
So I feel like livin' !
Got a reason to say -
Gonna rise up singin'
throw my troubles away
'cause it's a brand new day!

-- Don Besig, 1977

(evidently, sung by every fifth grade chorus in America for the last 40 years.)

(I may have to write a profane version and post it in the Good Morning room.)

[#] Tue Jun 06 2017 08:36:27 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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That'd be appropriate.

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