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[#] Sat Apr 07 2007 22:20:46 EDT from hubert @ Uncensored

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Ah. Wikipedia=Encyclopedia Galactica

[#] Sun Apr 08 2007 07:33:24 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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After a very short time, actually, they dropped the "K" in the naming, and just used Reliant or Aries (My parents had models in both naming conventions)

[#] Thu Apr 12 2007 13:18:24 EDT from girthta @ Uncensored

Subject: In honor of Magus...

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Cant you hear those cavalry drums
Hijacking your equilibrium
Midnight hags in the mausoleum
Where the pixilated doctors moan
Carnivores in the kowloon night
Breathing freon by the candlelight
Coquettes bitch slap you so polite
Till you thank them
For the tea and sympathy

I want to defy
The logic of all sex laws
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
Ill let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
Im a full grown man
But Im not afraid to cry

Neptunes lips taste like fermented wine
Perfumed blokes on the ginza line
Running buck wild like a concubine
Whos mother never held her hand
Brief encounters in mercedes benz
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
With sports illustrated moms

I want to defy
The logic of all sex laws
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
Ill let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
Im a full grown man
But Im not afraid to cry

[#] Tue Apr 17 2007 14:19:36 EDT from girthta @ Uncensored

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MAY IRWIN'S FROG SONG
Charles E. Trevathan, 1896

1. Away down a-yonder in Yankety Yank,
A bullfrog jumped from bank to bank
'Cause there wasn't nothin' else to do.
He stubbed his toe an' in he fell,
An' de neighbors all say dat he went to well, 'Cause he hadn't nothin'
else to do.

CHORUS: An' jus' lots uv folks is like dis foolish frog uv mine, A-runnin' into trouble jus' to pass de time, An' de devil's allus loafin' 'round heah jus' to grab de kind Dat nevah hasn't nothin' else to do.

2. When dey buried dat frog, de preacher said, "De reason why dis young frog is dead, 'Cause there wasn't nothin' else to do.
An' all you frogs jus' a-listen to me:
Yo' bettah stay at home wid yo' family,
When you haven't nothin' else to do."

3. Some frogs I know is pow'ful fond
Uv spendin' dey time in 'nother frog's pond 'Cause dey hasn't nothin'
else to do.
But dis consolation de good book brings:
De frog uv dem habits won't wear no wings 'Cause he hasn't nothin' else to do.

4. Now all uv yo' people dat heah dis song, Yo' knows shy dis po' frog went wrong:
Cause he hadn't nothin' else to do.
You'd bettah keep busy on any kind of pay, Till de big horn blow on de judgment day.
Den you will hab somethin' else to do.

[#] Mon Apr 30 2007 21:56:40 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Just thinking about my father and his, um, relationship with his adorable wife, I recall these wonderful lyrics from Peter, Paul, and Mary.

 

That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me
Everything you had is gone, as you can see
That's what you get for lovin' me.

I ain't the kind to hang around
With any new love that I've found
Movin' is my stock in trade
I'm movin on
I won't think of you when I'm gone.

So don't you shed a tear for me
I ain't the love you thought I'd be
I've got a hundred more like you
so don't be blue
I'll have a thousand 'fore I'm through.

Now there you go you're crying again
Now there you go you're crying again
But then someday when your poor heart
is on the mend
I just might pass this way again

That's what you get for lovin' me
That's what you get for lovin' me
Everything you had is gone, as you can see
That's what you get for lovin' me.

 



[#] Mon Apr 30 2007 21:59:16 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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And, of course, a little Queen to help spice the rack a bit:

 

She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline

Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
Chorus

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined

Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
Chorus


Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's all out to get you
Chorus


Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try



[#] Mon Apr 30 2007 22:02:01 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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And who could leave out Tom Lehrer?

 

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say its me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand. ecch!
Its here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
Thats why Im in such exquisite agony.

My soul is on fire,
Its aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire
When we tango.

You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Evry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.

Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the masochism tango.

Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say well never part.
I know too well
Im underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, its my heart.
Excuse me!

Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that youre mine,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

 



[#] Wed May 02 2007 15:42:36 EDT from girthta @ Uncensored

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When what you really need in life is a little Death Cab for Cutie:

"I Will Follow You Into The Dark"

Love of mine some day you will die
But I'll be close behind
I'll follow you into the dark

No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of a spark
If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule
I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black
And I held my tongue as she told me
"Son fear is the heart of love"
So I never went back

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark

You and me have seen everything to see
From Bangkok to Calgary
And the soles of your shoes are all worn down
The time for sleep is now
It's nothing to cry about
Cause we'll hold each other soon
The blackest of rooms

If Heaven and Hell decide
That they both are satisfied
Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs

If there's no one beside you
When your soul embarks
Then I'll follow you into the dark
Then I'll follow you into the dark
 



[#] Thu May 03 2007 09:49:25 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Damn, I remember that was a really pretty tune but now I can't remember how it goes.

[#] Thu May 03 2007 14:08:12 EDT from girthta @ Uncensored

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it's a gorgeous song.


[#] Thu May 03 2007 15:04:43 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I do not think I've heard it.


[#] Thu May 03 2007 15:31:53 EDT from girthta @ Uncensored

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you would like it. The melody is easy and gentle. Very nice.

[#] Thu May 10 2007 12:19:33 EDT from girthta @ Uncensored

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Lucretia walks into a room.
Because she does it's not the same room
The one she wanted to be in
She says, "Everywhere I go, damn! There I am."
And I just want to walk away
Won't you let me walk away sometimes?
Won't you let me walk away?
Every one of you is fired
I'm just an ordinary guy
And all I want is to be loved - is that so wrong?
Don't think that I don't know what you're saying about me
I hear it all through these thin walls
And I just want to walk away
Won't you let me walk away this time?
I just want to walk away
Every one of you is fired
Every one of you is oh oh oh oh
Every one of you is fired, yeah!
(Ooh!)
I just want to walk away
Won't you let me walk away this time?
'Cause I just want to walk away
Every one of you is fired
Every one of you is oh oh oh oh
Every one of you is fired
Every one of you is oh oh oh oh
Fired
MOTHERFUCKER!

[#] Wed Jun 27 2007 13:13:45 EDT from girthta @ Uncensored

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I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I over-ran with the mower.First leg is missing, the second is gone.Third leg is scattered all over the lawn.No need explaining the one remainingIs lying on my neighbour's roof.I'm looking over my dead dog RoverThat I over-ran with the mower. Once more! That I over-ran with the mower.

[#] Wed Jun 27 2007 13:47:53 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I learned that Rover one slightly differently...

I'm looking over,
My dead dog Rover,
Ran over by the power mower.
One leg is missing, the other is gone,
Another leg is scattered all over the lawn,
There's no need explaining,
The last leg remaining,
Is spinning on the car-port floor.

I'm looking over,
My dead dog rover,
Ran over by the power mower.

[#] Wed Jun 27 2007 15:00:57 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
Who died on the kitchen floor.
One leg is broken, the other is lame,
The third leg is missing, the fourth needs a cane.
No need explaining, the tail remaining
Was caught in the oven door.
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
Who died on the kitchen floor.

[#] Fri Jun 29 2007 14:55:35 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Nooooobody doooooes it beeeeeetter...

[#] Thu Jul 05 2007 12:38:30 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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There was this tune going through my head and I couldn't figure out where it came from until the chorus came around..

Thanks Iglet...



Oh yes it's great to be an engine when you're steaming along. Puff puffing along. Steam Steam Steaming along. All Day!



[#] Thu Jul 05 2007 12:54:31 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I still want to see Thomas the Tank Engine derail into the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

[#] Thu Jul 05 2007 21:50:43 EDT from Animal @ Uncensored

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Bob the Builder could fix that catastrophe.
Can we fix it? Yes we can!

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