Mo - you've had that song in your head for 4 years now. Awfully long time to have one song stuck in your head... ;)
it wasn't stuck in my head, though... it was playing!
i like chinese
i like chinese
they only come up to your knees
and they're cuddly
and they're ready to please
i like chinese food
i like chinese food
the waiters never are rude...
I like chinese
I like chinese
I like their tiny little trees
Their zen, their ping-pong, their ying and yang-eze...
(I'm the only non-yellow person in my group... including my boss and the CTO.)
Have you had a gama globulin shot recently?
feeling kinda jaundiced towards punsters lately, though...
Now I have a craving for steamed shrimp dumplings and agar salad and there's no place around here that has either!
Oh, the agony!
You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
And it's down right blasphomous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super--man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and screw my
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit
Cause IIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAA AAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo, Rain Man
Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)
We are millions and millions
and we're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
so don't let it upset you.
Can't escape the conclusion
that it's probably God's will
will grind to a stand-still
And we are the people
who will make it all happen
while yer children are sleepin',
yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us flakes
or something else you might coin us
but we know you're so greedy
that you'll probably join us
we're coming to get you, we're coming to get you (etc)
the meadowlarks singin' this cowboy's favorite song... I wanna saddle up
old paint and just ride him out across the hills... I belong in old
Wyoming and I reckon that I always will..."
You know, when you find a singer who is right in line with your feelings
and stuff... that's Chris LeDoux for me. The songs this guy sings
perfectly describe my feelings about home, rodeo, life in general.
Where did you go when you were needed?
Was it some place I know where they care?
Cries in the rain, I've learned to get by without you for the pain in my heart.
Great lyrics, from "I'll Be The One" (Badfinger sings it)
but I had a damned good meal tonight that compels me to post these lyrics...
Artist/Band: Clark Guy
Lyrics for Song: Texas Cookin'
Lyrics for Album: Essential
I'm going down to Austin, Texas
I'm going down to save my soul
Get that bar-b-que and chili
Eat my fill then come back home
I'm gonna take my baby with me
We gonna have a high ol' time
We gonna eat till we get silly
Sho' do make a beer taste fine
Oh my, momma ain't that Texas Cookin' something
Oh my, momma it'll stop yo' belly and backbone bumpin'
Oh my, momma ain't that Texas Cookin' good
Oh my, momma eat it everyday if I could
I know a man that cook armadillo
tastes so sweet he calls it pie
I know a woman makes pan dulce
tastes so good it gets you high
Get them enchiladas greasy
get them steaks chicken fried
Sho' do make a man feel happy
to see white gravy on the side
I know a place that got fried okra
beat anything I ever saw
I know a man that cook cabrito
it must be against the law
We gonna get a big ol' sausage
a big ol' plate of ranch style beans
I could eat the heart of Texas
we gonna need some brand new jeans
Good eats - plain and simple! :) 2Dog
Subject: Seven Years...
For my daughter: Spinning, laughing, dancing to her favorite song
A little girl with nothing wrong Is all alone
Eyes wide open Always hoping for the sun
And she'll sing her song to anyone that comes along
Fragile as a leaf in autumn
Just fallin' to the ground Without a sound
Crooked little smile on her face
Tells a tale of grace That's all her own
Spinning, laughing, dancing to her favorite song
A little girl with nothing wrong
And she's all alone
soaking up sun...
her owner's a goon
When's she waking up, I don't know when
but I'll be feeding then, boy
You know I'm gonna feed her then...