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[#] Thu May 13 2010 06:01:54 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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if he misbehaves, name him sushi.



[#] Thu May 13 2010 13:29:03 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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MOTORCYCLES people, it's motorcycles all the way down.

[#] Wed Jun 02 2010 18:19:09 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Here are a series of jokes.  With Einstein.

http://www.spinnerdisc.com/jokeswitheinstein.html

Your humor quotient may vary.



[#] Sun Jun 06 2010 00:48:06 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I'm glad I watched those late at night when I'm kinda punchy. lulz

[#] Thu Aug 12 2010 20:34:43 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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"Hey, I know a joke. A squirrel walks up to a tree and says I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead. Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."

(kids tell the best jokes.)

[#] Thu Aug 12 2010 21:24:35 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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That joke comes directly from "Up".

And was spoken by a dog, not a kid.



[#] Fri Aug 13 2010 16:09:02 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I reject your reality and substitute my own!

[#] Sat Aug 14 2010 07:30:11 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Honestly, I think I like your fantasy-land better than my own anyway.



[#] Thu Aug 19 2010 14:47:49 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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After having recently dealt with a few people who seem to have an attitude of "reality is whatever I say it is" ... I figure I might as well go all out and manufacture a reality complete with double rainbows and ponies and free coffee and bandwidth and tech people who fly around on rocket powered servers playing system administrator quidditch and sharks with freakin'n<<'[2~[2~laser beams and did I mention that I can declare that black is white without getting myself killed at the next zebra crossing?


seriously people, get with the program.

[#] Fri Aug 20 2010 17:53:01 EDT from Nite*Star @ Uncensored

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attitude of "reality is whatever I say it is" ... I figure I might as

well go all out and manufacture a reality complete with double rainbows

and ponies and free coffee and bandwidth and tech people who fly around


You had me up until that free cawfully thing ...

[#] Sat Aug 21 2010 11:47:12 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Yes, we know, you don't like coffee. You made your point after the first couple hundred times.

[#] Sat Aug 21 2010 15:35:43 EDT from rudolf @ Uncensored

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reality here is stuck in the 1950's. I have to endure that unique rabbit joke at least once a month. Or it's "quit clowning around" or similar inane unfunny statement.



[#] Sat Aug 21 2010 21:46:33 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Hey jocko, how DO you catch a unique rabbit anyway?

[#] Thu Aug 26 2010 10:33:31 EDT from Sig @ Uncensored

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http://xkcd.com/327/

Instantly thought of the "Bobby Tables" XKCD when I read that.

[#] Thu Aug 26 2010 16:13:38 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Thu Aug 26 2010 10:33:31 EDT from Sig @ Uncensored
http://xkcd.com/327/

Instantly thought of the "Bobby Tables" XKCD when I read that.

That is photo-copied, and posted on a co-worker's door.



[#] Tue Mar 08 2011 09:37:27 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Q: how much cocaine did charlie sheen snort ?

A: enough to kill two and a half men !


[#] Thu Jun 23 2011 23:07:24 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I found some pictures for The Fabulous Poodle's 'Tit Photography Blues' tune:

http://tinyurl.com/634qvvs

[#] Fri Jul 08 2011 18:42:56 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Who'd have thought that it would be fleeb that posts a link to a page full of tits.

[#] Fri Jul 08 2011 18:57:01 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Should certainly give you pause.

[#] Sat Jul 09 2011 16:38:46 EDT from dothebart @ Uncensored

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saved the life of a junior tit yesterday, it was sitting on the entrance of a supermarket, next to a high traffic road, unable to get back on its feet, outpowered.

brought it across the road where some bushes and a little more space were around.

the collegue who caried my goods googled for what to do with 'nestdroppers', and the page sait that keeping it, and feeding it isn't a good idea unless one has enough time to feed it at least once an hour.

relocating it into a safer place (if) was the best to do.



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