Oh no... I can see where this is leading.
(I wonder if there's a point).
back in Roman Times, they would have killed a courier who carried puns this bad
Only because your mind is in the gutter.
It occurs to me that most of this stuff is all Greek to the average person.
I was going to go watch tv instead but the arial didn't work.
I have a lot more of this to pitch your way. But I have a habit of spacing it out.
Pull this on your kids sometime:
Aren't you glad I didn't say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis?
(Hmm... I might have to call Rayne tonight. Mua ha ha ha ha...)
So, what exactly did the necrophiliac Beatles fan say to the zombie?
"Turn me on, dead man."
(oh god, I'm like Groucho Marx on _Welcome Back, Kotter_ or something)
Why don't Java guys have to wear glasses??
they see sharp!
What's the difference between an orange?
the price of a petunia!