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[#] Sun Dec 07 2014 00:01:02 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I just knew that leaving no forwarding address when I moved was the right choice.

[#] Sun Dec 07 2014 10:15:31 EST from athos-mn @ Uncensored

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You're in New York, therefore you cannot have Deep Fried Skittles; it is merely deep fried ski. 

Wed Dec 03 2014 07:16:21 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored
Deep fried Skittles for everyone!

 



[#] Sun Dec 07 2014 21:50:58 EST from zooer @ Uncensored

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What??!!? You moved? Just to get out of throwing a party?

[#] Thu Apr 23 2015 10:08:36 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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So when is the steak sandwhich user meeting at Ignat's house?

[#] Thu Apr 23 2015 11:42:28 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I want to say "next time Vince visits friends/family in the northeast" but there's also a requirement "not until after I get my flat top"

[#] Thu Apr 23 2015 12:33:56 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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Hate to disappoint but... there is no "visit to the northeast" imminent.
The airline/thieves/whores/TSA/obamist/marxist/bastards have rendered it to be far more bother than it is worth.

[#] Thu Apr 23 2015 12:39:49 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Driving!

[#] Thu Apr 23 2015 18:47:54 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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You want to say that but what are you really going to say?

[#] Fri Apr 24 2015 09:43:48 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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No no no, you've got it all wrong.

If you're going to *truly* be anti-airline, you have to do it like our old friend Curly:

* Piss off everyone in the world, to the point where you get on every watch list there is
* Harass the authorities, to the point where you automatically get a body cavity search every time
* Pretend to lose control of your bladder and ruin the examiner's shoes when searched
* Get thrown in jail because yes, you really did turn out to be a pedophile after all (12-401, USA V. MITCHELL)

Simply saying "I don't like airport security" is *so* amateur hour. :)

[#] Fri Apr 24 2015 11:09:14 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Hatred shouldn't simply be a hobby. It should be a lifestyle.

[#] Fri Apr 24 2015 14:34:05 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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I think it is a secret plot to get out of making steak sandwiches.

[#] Fri Apr 24 2015 15:16:54 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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Driving from CA to NJ/NY....
Five days, four nights, lots of wear/tear on the car, 2,800 miles each way (+/-).

Assuming it were to ever happen, there is only one way I'd do it:
THE CHOO CHOO !!!

[#] Fri Apr 24 2015 16:31:53 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Sooooooo ROAD TRIP!

[#] Sat Apr 25 2015 21:26:49 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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No..... not "road" trip....
RAILROAD TRIP
Yeah, $4,000 round trip CHICO CA - PHILADELPHIA.
That might happen... not.

[#] Mon Apr 27 2015 07:18:33 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I think it is a secret plot to get out of making steak sandwiches.

Call it a plot if you want, but if I'm going to serve steak sandwiches to the online community I require Vince's supervision to ensure it is Philly authentic.

[#] Mon Apr 27 2015 11:03:40 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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So buy him a plane ticket.

[#] Tue Apr 28 2015 03:38:40 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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There is no such thing as "Philly Authentic."
There are, at least, 1,500 steak shops in Philadelphia with each serving their own variant on the sandwich, all of which are "Philly authentic."

[#] Tue Apr 28 2015 09:01:40 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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But there's also this shop in California that gets its Cheez Whiz shipped in daily from Pennsylvania...

[#] Tue Apr 28 2015 11:23:47 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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Cheez Whiz is a brand name.
Sold in a can (for restaurant use) by Kraft.
Other similar products do the same thing.
And taste better.

Cheez Whiz started life as spreadable Cheddar cheese and after a few years became, basically, a chemical factory in a jar or can, and the taste suffered immensely.

Back in my "Taste of Philly" day, we used canned cheddar. Tastes better - more of an authentic cheese taste and *much* less salty. Even more important, just as messy.

If you look at the sidewalk near Pat's Steaks in south Philly, you will find permanent stains from cheez whiz drippings. There's a certain way you have to posture yourself while eating a steak sandwich with "whiz" on it in order to keep it from dripping all over you. You lean forward so the cheez whiz lands on the ground instead of your shirt.

Authentic (if there's such a thing) steak sandwiches uses provolone. The "sandwich" or "mild" sliced stuff, not the Real Thing, which is hard and quite "strong" (spicey in an Italian way) and STINKS! There's a saying about Sharp Provolone - if it doesn't stink like puke it isn't gonna taste good! And that's very very true.

And the pre-packaged sharp provolone you find in supermarkets, by companies such as Bel Gioioso, is barely acceptable. What you really need to do is find an Italian deli that has their provolone literally hanging by ropes from the ceiling (they come in large "balls" sealed in wax). THAT is the Real Thing and the taste is from heaven. The smell, properly, is from hell. That's how you know you bought the Right Provolone!

[#] Tue Apr 28 2015 12:40:22 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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way you have to posture yourself while eating a steak sandwich with
"whiz" on it in order to keep it from dripping all over you. You lean


I have NEVER been on a steak sandwich. Although I have eaten quite a few.



Da Wizzzz

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