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[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 11:45:38 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I'm not an inflatable unicorn. I am a brain in a vat with an Internet connection.
Xydexx is the inflatable unicorn. And lately it seems that he's been an unreliable inflatable unicorn.

[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 11:56:49 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Yeah, we've already mentioned him about three times and he hasn't showed up yet.

[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 12:02:53 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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The magic is gone. Poor Uni.

[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 14:17:50 EST from GrumpyXydexx @ Uncensored

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Leave me the fuck alone - I'm sleeping!

[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 16:03:13 EST from rod @ Uncensored

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I am NOT A HORSE!! I'M A HORNLESS UNICORN!!!

[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 16:44:38 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Why so grumpy? I didn't think inflatables hibernated?

[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 22:43:41 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Leave me the fuck alone - I'm sleeping!

Sleeping? In Minnesota??

[#] Wed Feb 18 2009 23:11:50 EST from flynnfx @ Uncensored

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There's no much else to do in Minnesota in winter if you're single, I guess.



[#] Thu Feb 19 2009 14:20:26 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Sure there is, you just have to be creative! Rape your cat! Capture your very own pet squirrel! Check in with your psychic friend and catch up on old times! Mow your dog! Clean out the attic by throwing everything in the basement! Shave your canary! Not think about Quing! Design a UCG logo!
Mow your dog again (they like it twice a day anyway)! Use a hair dryer to evaporate all signs of moisture from your driveway! Smoke a cigarette! Be cruel and unusual to large feral woodlands creatures. Take your Hot Pink Ameoba for a walk in the park! Play the lottery! Re-organize your Malibu Stacy collection (SMITHERS!) Read up on Quantum Mechanics! Watch a Bob Ross TV special. Pray! And don't forget to run through the house in your skivvies yelling "We are the knights that say 'NEE'"


(Where the hell has Havalina been, anyway? Those are all his ideas.)

[#] Thu Feb 19 2009 16:02:35 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I thought that looked familiar, although I was not around for Havalina, I do not think.

[#] Thu Feb 19 2009 23:33:41 EST from Harbard @ Uncensored

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I dunno about all that other stuff...but I am reading up on Quantum Mechanics.  The squirrels are gonna end up dead shortly.  They are doing way too much damage to my porch.



[#] Fri Feb 20 2009 22:56:27 EST from Nite*Star @ Uncensored

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Unca Uni is, erm, well, he was kinda uni-napped. :(

[#] Tue Feb 24 2009 17:41:44 EST from Ford II @ Uncensored

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(Where the hell has Havalina been, anyway? Those are all his ideas.)


You'll notice they weigh heavily towards animals abuse. Interesting.

[#] Mon Mar 09 2009 19:21:13 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I don't know if I will have a chance to visit with anyone, but it looks like I'll be in Hicksville, NY from late 31 Mar to evening 3 Apr.

I have to install about eight of our products at a site in Beth Page, NY (I have no details on the installation's location, which is typical).

This promises to be filled with long nights of gut-wrenching work, but hopefully I'll have some free time to do something entertaining, if there's a chance we can get together.  I know nothing about the area, though.



[#] Tue Mar 10 2009 02:09:18 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Ya know it's too bad that I don't live close to where I work. otherwise we could discuss just exactly how close Hicksville is to the place I work.

[#] Tue Mar 10 2009 15:42:32 EDT from JohnnyL @ Uncensored

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I'm about a 45 minute hike from Hicksville. What type of product are you shoing?

 

John



[#] Tue Mar 10 2009 16:12:18 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Heh, we're installing products that watch a broadcaster's playlist, and plays out closed captioning through their encoders for programs for which closed captioning files have been recorded using our system.

[#] Tue Mar 10 2009 23:03:25 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Sounds like an opportunity to drive too much :)

[#] Wed Mar 11 2009 08:56:50 EDT from Ladyhawke @ Uncensored

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He's just trying to balance out Aahz's commute.



[#] Wed Mar 11 2009 10:58:25 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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To be sure, we're not providing the captioning. Part of the system allows them to register files for captioning against shows (and segments of shows).

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