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[#] Wed May 14 2003 14:13:39 EDT from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

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"Brian! What's good to eat?"

"Fingernails and crunchy eyes!
Smoked'n'marinated meat of thighs!
Legs and arms with dipping sauce,
If you don't try them, t'would be a loss!

"Fresh cooked liver; Do not disdain!
Or try some freshly shredded brain!
On fresh baked bread made day and night,
A lunch in which you will delight!"

"I told you he was good."


Eat Flesh!

[#] Wed May 14 2003 14:47:04 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Linse, rather, deplete.

[#] Thu May 15 2003 00:13:01 EDT from grey elf @ Uncensored

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That should be the new jingle for the Cafe Spell. Make it so.

[#] Thu May 15 2003 14:10:16 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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I was supposed to write instructions for how to do something in 5th grade I chose "how to eat your hand.
they thought I was was a troubled child...

[#] Thu May 15 2003 14:14:09 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I think I still have one of my grammar papers... I should write it up for your collective bemusement.

One of them caused the instructor, in the middle of class (while grading them), to look up and ask me (in irritated tones) where I came up with this stuff.

[#] Fri May 16 2003 16:13:12 EDT from grey elf @ Uncensored

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I should share with you the proper way to butcher a human corpse for consumption, but then you might think me weird. Or weirder...

[#] Fri May 16 2003 17:52:14 EDT from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

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grelf? Weird?


[#] Fri May 16 2003 22:15:08 EDT from grey elf @ Uncensored

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Stop picking on me spell, or I shall cry.

[#] Sun May 18 2003 15:57:48 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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my ex butchered a human corpse and talked about it frequently. he also mentioned that it made him hungry
and made him not so much into eating liver anymore.

[#] Sun May 18 2003 21:53:37 EDT from 2Dog @ Uncensored

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fava beans with chianti?

[#] Wed May 28 2003 15:25:06 EDT from Icabod @ Uncensored

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Ugh, I may never eat human again! 8'P But seriously that's kind of disgusting... I hope he was in a line of work that well calls for such a thing.

[#] Wed Jun 11 2003 23:27:33 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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There's this little piece of plastic, see, and it fell off something, and it's on the floor now. I'm too lazy to go pick it up. Instead I'm just kind of contemplating it. It's round and it's about 2 cm in diameter.

I really should sweep the floor in the basement. It's getting a little dusty, especially from some recent sanding we did while refinishing a chair. The one good thing about the mini-flood we had in here during Hurricane Floyd was that when we finally did get all the water out, it had the side effect of cleaning the floor. Sanitized, too. I had the forethought to throw a couple bottles of Clorox into the standing water (an old boat bilge trick).

[#] Wed Jun 11 2003 23:40:58 EDT from Peter Pulse @ Uncensored

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Sanitized For Your Protection???

[#] Wed Jun 11 2003 23:47:10 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Yeah, I shoulda put the silly toilet lid banner across the floor.

[#] Fri Jun 20 2003 08:09:24 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Has anyone ever wondered what sex with an amoeba would be like, if the amoeba were large enough?

[#] Fri Jun 20 2003 08:29:49 EDT from shazam @ Uncensored

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I don't know if you're allowed to ask such a question at 8 in the morning.
It's more of a 3am question.

[#] Fri Jun 20 2003 08:41:42 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I woke up a little earlier than usual. That okay?

[#] Fri Jun 20 2003 09:13:56 EDT from shazam @ Uncensored

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No. Go back to sleep. Come back at 3.

[#] Fri Jun 20 2003 09:53:28 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I'll try.

[#] Fri Jun 20 2003 12:48:34 EDT from Mr.T @ Uncensored

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I would be surprised if Uni hasn't contemplated that, though I have not
until this moment.

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