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[#] Thu Sep 06 2001 20:08:12 EDT from phoenix hawk @ The Mighty Fortress

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AT 30 MILES PER HOUR!

[#] Mon Dec 24 2001 23:02:50 EST from Ford II @ Uncensored

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I just did the oddest thing. Go to your favorite file sharing program and look for 'banister'

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 16:45:11 EST from Felimid @ Uncensored

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(the bard wanders in, singing paraphrase of Beatles song, "I'm fixing a hole, where the ping pong balls get in, and keep my mind from wondering: where will they GOOOoo?")

Hi, folks. Nice to be back on a Citadel-software bbs again after 10 years away from one. So, what's cookin'? (tosses corncob into the air, fires gun at it and asks, "Anyone for popcorn?")

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 16:52:47 EST from Ford II @ Uncensored

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oh. life is droll. everything is blah, it would be better if it just all went away.
how are you.

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 16:57:22 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Actually, for cooking, check the food room.. or is that baking.. or drinking or all of the above?

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 17:09:22 EST from Felimid @ Uncensored

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Oh, doin' okay. Lessee. Droll: what you get when you mix a dwarf and a troll? Not much of an improvement there, but definitely smells better than a troll. But would deodorant work for a troll? Hmm.
Might need industrial strength (never mind losing your sense of smell) stuff. %)

Need to hop offline. Am at work, and need to get paying stuff done instead of (preferred) goofing off here. Will log back on when I get home tonight.
--Felimid

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 17:13:55 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Wow, how is *that* deoderant pH-balanced?

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 17:46:46 EST from Ford II @ Uncensored

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walking down the street, had a very hard day.
it's so hot I got on the subway.

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 21:25:07 EST from Felimid @ Uncensored

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Shark: Um, you probably don't want to know. It has more acid in it than a car battery. The only thing that has a chance at fighting troll body odor.
Clothes pin not only mandatory but absolutely useless. %)

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 21:30:00 EST from Felimid @ Uncensored

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Wiz: Dunno. But with a telescopic sight or an icbm, you could probably do long-distance cooking. There just wouldn't be much in the way of leftovers afterwards. Then again, you do like your steak WAYWAYWAYWAYWAYWAY overcooked (and we're not talkin' just burnt to a crisp here), don't you? %)

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 21:33:39 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Wow, how is *that* deoderant pH-balanced?

It's got Silica Gel!

Do Not Eat! Do Not Eat! Do not ingest in any way!
Do Not Eat! Silica Gel! In solid, roll-on, and spray!

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 21:41:30 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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No. Steak is medium rare at the most cooked. More than that is like eating shoe leather.

My brain on the other hand is truly cripsy.

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 21:57:18 EST from Felimid @ Uncensored

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It's got Silica Gel!

Do Not Eat! Do Not Eat! Do not ingest in any way!
Do Not Eat! Silica Gel! In solid, roll-on, and spray!

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"So the Sturgeon General warned the General Public, in case of the arrival of Major Disaster. And don't forget to buy Sillygagaga Yell at your local stugdrore. None phumber usually found in the Peggow Yales. This completely incomprehensible message brought to you by the Immobile Interception Discorporation." :)

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 22:02:31 EST from Felimid @ Uncensored

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No. Steak is medium rare at the most cooked. More than that is like eating shoe leather.

My brain on the other hand is truly cripsy.

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Wiz: Ah. That explains why I thought I was having Peking Duck, but didn't crouch and got it in the face instead. I guess that's what I get for buying Peking Duck from my local quack. :)

Eating shoe leather? (treading recklessly) Isn't that just for people who have sole? Or am I a heel for suggesting such puns? :)

Hmm. Crispy brain. Which explains the smell of burning ... grey matter.
"Yes! My brain isn't just fried! It's scrambled! It's an omelette! It's been poached! Hey! Come back with my brain!" (runs away) :)

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 22:04:04 EST from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Oh my.. I think it's time to take out the tranquilizer gun..

[#] Thu Feb 21 2002 22:10:39 EST from Felimid @ Uncensored

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Wiz: that isn't a tranquilizer gun ... it's a syringe for elephants and blue whales. Get ... get that thing ... away ... oh my ... oh ... oh! ... what in the world was I thinking> ... one could get used to this ... mother, may I have a second one? ... what do you mean I'm nuts? :)

[#] Fri Feb 22 2002 05:35:05 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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ICyourBM and really wish you'd close the bathroom door.

Tranquil. Say that word enough times, and it starts to sound like some weird kind of medicinal thing... Take Tran-quill to help others understand what you're saying.

[#] Fri Feb 22 2002 09:34:25 EST from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Wiz: Ah. That explains why I thought I was having Peking Duck, but


You have to be politically correct. It's now called Beijing Duck.

[#] Fri Feb 22 2002 12:57:40 EST from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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ICyourBM and raise you an OVERTHRUSTER.

[#] Fri Feb 22 2002 14:43:29 EST from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Better not be messin' with my BM. I'm mighty fond of him.

Wait a tic.. that's my GBM, not my ICBM. Never mind.

But an overthruster in just the right place might be kinda fun...

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