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[#] Fri Jun 13 2008 17:05:09 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Don't mind if I do!

[#] Tue Jun 24 2008 03:41:55 EDT from resurgam @ Uncensored

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I dream of such things nightly.


[#] Wed Jul 02 2008 23:46:23 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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And now ... a puzzle for today.

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
'drop off,' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling
on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as
you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your
car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the
horse and zebr >a are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you
do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


(Answer provided in next message)

[#] Wed Jul 02 2008 23:46:41 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Answer:

Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

[#] Thu Jul 03 2008 03:15:10 EDT from triLcat @ Uncensored

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thanks. I've heard it before, but it got a smile from me.

[#] Sat Jul 05 2008 13:23:26 EDT from rudolf @ Uncensored

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An oldie but goodie, I think Disneyland had an actual occurrence of this joke.

As far as the beer goes, France does make some good beer. A wine shop I know has some Samiclaus from Switzerland. Has anyone tried that stuff? He's a Bavarian wine expert that sells microbrew beers, some French, Swiss, and of course, lots of German wine.



[#] Tue Jul 08 2008 15:38:27 EDT from davew @ Uncensored

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Sat Jul 05 2008 13:23:26 EDT from rudolf@uncnsrd

An oldie but goodie, I think Disneyland had an actual occurrence of this joke.

As far as the beer goes, France does make some good beer. A wine shop I know has some Samiclaus from Switzerland. Has anyone tried that stuff? He's a Bavarian wine expert that sells microbrew beers, some French, Swiss, and of course, lots of German wine.

Theres only one place makes good beer.

I bet you all thought GB stood for Great Britain .

 



[#] Thu Jul 10 2008 14:48:51 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Obliterate!

[#] Thu Jul 10 2008 22:42:29 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Ford!

[#] Fri Jul 11 2008 09:10:12 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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Sigh.

[#] Fri Jul 11 2008 10:07:31 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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My work here is done.

[#] Fri Jul 11 2008 12:04:21 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Well Mr. Fleeb. I hope you're proud of yourself..

[#] Fri Jul 11 2008 12:24:04 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I don't know about that...

[#] Tue Jul 15 2008 16:14:54 EDT from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

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Here in the office, a conference call is oft times referred to as a "voice bridge." This sounds like a term invented at IBM back in its heydey, and it's still in use as there are quite a few former IBMers here.

Anyways, today, while waiting for my lunch to heat up in the microwave, I had the following thought.

If I could somehow figure out how to set fire to a conference call, could you then say that I've burned my bridges?

Lack of sleep can do strange things to the mind.
Bridge Binder

[#] Wed Jul 16 2008 09:40:49 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Lots of people still refer to a "bridge number" that everyone has to call.
And thank you for renewing your punning license for this year.

[#] Sat Jul 19 2008 10:54:35 EDT from rudolf @ Uncensored

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Just pulling your legs, folks. With a name like Rudolf, what immigrant nationality do you think I am? I will be investigating non alky beer. I have to squeeze in my lederhosen somehow for the world's longest Oktoberfest. By the way, fleeb would look good in a pair. See you in the gym.  



[#] Sat Jul 19 2008 12:52:52 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Is rudolf your real name?

[#] Sat Jul 19 2008 13:41:35 EDT from rudolf @ Uncensored

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It's my middle name.

[#] Sun Jul 20 2008 23:28:39 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Sat Jul 19 2008 13:41:35 EDT from rudolf@uncnsrd
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It's my middle name.

Do you know rain?

And do you have red hair?



[#] Sun Jul 20 2008 23:29:29 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Sat Jul 19 2008 10:54:35 EDT from rudolf@uncnsrd
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Just pulling your legs, folks. With a name like Rudolf, what immigrant nationality do you think I am? I will be investigating non alky beer. I have to squeeze in my lederhosen somehow for the world's longest Oktoberfest. By the way, fleeb would look good in a pair. See you in the gym.  

I have my doubts.  I've never worn lederhosen, though, so I can't say for certain.  But I'm overweight enough that I suspect it probably wouldn't quite look right.

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