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[#] Thu Apr 02 2015 17:45:26 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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TRAIF ALERT!

[#] Thu Apr 02 2015 17:49:36 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Doesn't god have better things to worry about than what food you eat with what?

[#] Fri Apr 03 2015 08:46:45 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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If I know Vince, his use of "Traif", in this context, has more to do with Passover than simply keeping kosher in general.



[#] Sat Apr 04 2015 01:04:12 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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The Kosher Konundrum

RULE
It is not Kosher to have Meat and Dairy in the same container.

PROBLEM
Explain milk.
Milk is kosher and dairy.
Bovine Meat (cattle) is kosher and meat.
Milk comes from the Cow.

So, Freakie, explain how milk from the cow can be kosher?

[#] Sun Apr 05 2015 10:13:44 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Sat Apr 04 2015 01:04:12 AM EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored
The Kosher Konundrum

RULE
It is not Kosher to have Meat and Dairy in the same container.

PROBLEM
Explain milk.
Milk is kosher and dairy.
Bovine Meat (cattle) is kosher and meat.
Milk comes from the Cow.

So, Freakie, explain how milk from the cow can be kosher?

It is not kosher to prepare meat and dairy together in the same container or to consume meat and dairy, together.

If you've placed meat and dairy together in the same container, you are planning to prepare them together or consume them together. That is no bueno.

You are not, however, preparing the dairy cow for consumption at the same time it is preparing the milk for consumption.

Voila!!!



[#] Sun Apr 05 2015 08:38:52 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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The prohibition of combining meat and dairy is derived from Torah/OT verses telling us not to "boil a calf (or kid) in its mother's milk" [Ex. 23:19; Ex. 34:26; Deut. 14:21]. It could be argued that the cow from which the milk was produced is certainly not its own mother, so there is no possibility of that happening.

I'm certainly no expert on Kashrut though. My kitchen is run according to the NT so pretty much all of those rules are chukkim unless I'm serving a kosher-observing visitor ... which depending on how strict they are, may or may not be possible at all.

But today ... is Easter! I'm serving a dead pig to my family this afternoon.

[#] Sun Apr 05 2015 12:40:25 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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Why not a live pig you cheap bastard.

[#] Sun Apr 05 2015 14:56:05 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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because i ran out of apples

[#] Sun Apr 05 2015 17:28:20 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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oh, ok.

[#] Sun Apr 05 2015 23:39:57 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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No griddle top for my grill yet ... but I decided to start learning how to cook teppanyaki style food anyway, using my good old classic cast iron skillet (the same 12" Lodge most folks have). Obviously it took more time because I had to cook everything separately, but it really did work out great.

The cuisine itself is dead simple. At its most basic level you don't need much more than butter, garlic, and soy sauce. Of course the food can be made much more interesting with a couple of other ingredients. So for my inaugural meal I made fried rice, veggies (broccoli, zucchini, and onions), and chicken.
I can't wait to try it on a larger surface when I can get everything going at the same time.

This is the griddle top I want to get: [ http://goo.gl/4T659E ]

[#] Mon Apr 06 2015 07:46:14 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Well, the likelihood of a cow nursing another cow's calf, unless that other cow has been butchered (again, not likely if it's an actively producing dairy cow), is pretty low, so I'll dismiss that out of hand. LOL ;-)



[#] Mon Apr 06 2015 07:46:41 EDT from Freakdog @ Dog Pound BBS II

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Sun Apr 05 2015 12:40:25 PM EDT from zooer @ Uncensored
Why not a live pig you cheap bastard.

Trichinosis?



[#] Mon Apr 06 2015 18:15:44 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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How about a butter lamb?

[#] Tue Apr 07 2015 13:52:16 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Is that anything like Butter Chicken? ;-p

[#] Tue Apr 07 2015 15:34:09 EDT from zooer @ Uncensored

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butter_lamb

[#] Tue Apr 07 2015 17:13:27 EDT from vince-q @ Uncensored

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Well, the kosher debate has proven an old cliche' to still be true:

Put two Jews in a room and let them argue.
They'll emerge with 3 or more opinions.

[#] Wed Apr 08 2015 17:31:58 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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It gets worse with Jewish doctors. Put 5 of them in the room and you get 25 opinions.

[#] Wed Apr 08 2015 23:20:44 EDT from ax25 @ Uncensored

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Shredded swine flesh.. and fried chicken embryos!



[#] Sat Apr 11 2015 13:41:24 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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How did you know what I had for breakfast this morning?

It gets better though. I made HASH from leftover Easter ham (or "cham" if you're one of those Kosher Easter people). Shredded potatoes/onions/ham all lovingly browned in teh cast iron skillet, with a bit of shredded cheese and an egg thrown in at the last few moments. Yum yum yum.

Then when I served it, my kitchen table became a HASH TABLE ! <rimshot>

[#] Sun Apr 12 2015 07:18:48 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Must have made finding the food significantly faster.

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