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[#] Tue Apr 26 2011 17:38:10 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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Don't forget the spotted owl flavored rice.

[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 11:02:41 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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It's 11:00 a.m. I've had a reasonable breakfast and a snack. Yet I'm still hungry. meh

[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 14:11:49 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Well, aahz, it's spring, and that means it's nearly time for the nymphs to come out.  Perhaps you could find one of those for lunch.



[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 14:48:15 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Nope. Aahz and I went out for Panda with Spicy Unicorn Sauce and Spotted Owl Rice for lunch today. Sadly, no nymphs were present.

[#] Wed Apr 27 2011 14:54:08 EDT from boo-boo @ Uncensored

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There better have not been nymphs in the restaurant or on the way!  What kind Chinese restaurant serves nymphs anyway?  Plus relying on nymphs to do anything practice like bring food is silly - they are flighty things, dancing around, and giggling.  They would giggle while you starved to death.  And they don't go to PTA meetings.



[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 10:53:31 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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There were sadly no nymphs in the food. Would've been a light lunch instead of the heavy lunch I ended up having.

The gourmet chinese restaurants serve Nymphs boo-boo. You know how gourmet meals can be those tiny little portions? Well, that's how they look at the nymphs that they serve.

So there's no Nymph Teacher Association out there?

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 11:12:05 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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I wouldn't mind having food served *by* nymphs. That's a well established and fairly lucrative business model, to be sure. But they are kind of flighty and it could take a while to get your food, so perhaps it's not the best option for a quick lunch.

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 11:24:47 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 12:16:39 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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IG - If the nymphs are the right ones, then you really won't care how long it takes for them to get your food, you'll be distracted.

LS - Uhmm.. Ugh.

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 14:25:52 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Wrong nymph?

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 15:06:22 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Wrong nymph.  We're talking about nymphs like these ones (pictured in this photo with Aahz back in 2004)

http://uncensored.citadel.org/aahz-and-friends.jpg ]

 

 



[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 15:18:12 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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How does this keep coming up?

[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 18:57:07 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Memories!



[#] Thu Apr 28 2011 19:44:55 EDT from wizard of aahz @ Uncensored

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We're talking about nymphs, not cats.

Cats are even less reliable.

[#] Fri Apr 29 2011 08:37:24 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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So there's a correlation!



[#] Sat Apr 30 2011 22:25:47 EDT from LoanShark @ Uncensored

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Correlation does not imply causality. Cats. Nymphs. Wait, what was I saying? Perhaps we're in the wrong room, and should go bask in the double entendres elsewhere....

[#] Sat Apr 30 2011 22:45:18 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Yep... I was thinking Pussy, too, believe it or not.



[#] Sun May 01 2011 10:26:27 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Correct -- in this room, when someone asks "what's your favorite thing to eat" we expect a FOOD answer.

[#] Mon May 02 2011 15:45:25 EDT from Spell Binder @ Uncensored

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Depending on where you are in this wide world, pussy can be a legitimate food answer. :P

[#] Mon May 02 2011 17:12:29 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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mmm ... kung pao kitty

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