Well, aahz, it's spring, and that means it's nearly time for the nymphs to come out. Perhaps you could find one of those for lunch.
There better have not been nymphs in the restaurant or on the way! What kind Chinese restaurant serves nymphs anyway? Plus relying on nymphs to do anything practice like bring food is silly - they are flighty things, dancing around, and giggling. They would giggle while you starved to death. And they don't go to PTA meetings.
The gourmet chinese restaurants serve Nymphs boo-boo. You know how gourmet meals can be those tiny little portions? Well, that's how they look at the nymphs that they serve.
So there's no Nymph Teacher Association out there?
LS - Uhmm.. Ugh.
Wrong nymph. We're talking about nymphs like these ones (pictured in this photo with Aahz back in 2004)
Cats are even less reliable.
So there's a correlation!
Correlation does not imply causality. Cats. Nymphs. Wait, what was I saying? Perhaps we're in the wrong room, and should go bask in the double entendres elsewhere....
Yep... I was thinking Pussy, too, believe it or not.