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[#] Sat May 31 2003 14:27:32 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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must be a 70's reference

[#] Sat May 31 2003 18:17:50 EDT from twhite @ Haven BBS

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... re:

" LMAO!!"

i, am more than willing to accept that, and all it implies. life offers myriad stations, and someone has to fill them. i like to think it a public service, my way of 'giving back'.

"protect youself"

ok, so it's extrapolation run amuck. i had no idea, or hope things would be this good ...

[#] Sat May 31 2003 23:23:23 EDT from Ford II @ Uncensored

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I misread that as pick flies out of shit paper.

[#] Sat May 31 2003 23:28:47 EDT from Mr.T @ Uncensored

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twhite: I'm not implying anything other than that I think that phrase is
really, really funny.

[#] Sun Jun 01 2003 00:39:34 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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LMAO: Laughing My Ass Off

RE: protect yourself

I may be making a reference you do not recognize.

On the odd chance this is true, please refer to this:

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 17:25:43 EDT from Parallaxis @ Uncensored


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Wow, this format takes alot of getting use to.

I hope this is the right Is this your QS&F?

In any case I'm just checking out other uncensored BBSs.

This BBS isn't really uncensored though, is it? I see on the front page that you DO moderator. My question is WHY?

If you want to see a large BBS that operates with ZERO moderation then check us out at..TrollKingdom...


[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 17:56:48 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Heh heh heh...

Zero moderation...

Heh heh heh...

"Okay kids, get all your spam here!"

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 18:04:43 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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(or, put another way)

Okay, you fucking filthy maggot-ridden asswipes, enlarge your fucking penis here with our new patented Fuckmaster Cockblower 2000. It'll help enlarge your penis so you can completely rip her pudenda off her body with sperm-pumping action.

Also, we're looking for someone to provide a bank account to help us address a small problem involving some funds we need to move out of Nigeria. You'll get the Fuckmaster Cockblower 2000 as well as $20,000 in American dollars deposited in your American account if you just tell us how to get to it, and provide us with enough access to it to drop in the funds (and retrieve the funds again when we're done).

But wait, there's more. Little Timmy has been suffering from cancer, and his dying wish is to have as many cards sent to him as possible. So, with the money you'll get in your American bank account, you can take pictures of yourself ripping the pudenda off a girl with your Fuckmaster Cockblower 2000-enhanced penis, make a card out of it, and send it to Little Timmy. He'll really appreciate the extra love and attention, before he bites the big one.

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 18:06:48 EDT from Mr.T @ Uncensored

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They have Fuckmaster Cockblower 2000s??!? Dude, I'm *there*!

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 18:20:44 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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Supplies are limited, so don't delay!

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 19:47:33 EDT from Patriot @ PixelBBS

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Shhhhhhhh! Don't feed the trolls!

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 20:39:25 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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On the other hand, you might want to wait for the Fuckmaster Cockblower 2003, with Rotating Bulbometer. It'll help you grow your glans to just the right size so you can make that special 'pop' sound as you rip your penis out of her cervix.

I understand the Fuckmaster Cockblower 2003 will also come with assorted flavored anal beads.

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 22:51:07 EDT from Tony Preston @ Uncensored

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heck, I was offered 13.5 million... why should I take your paltry $20,000.
I can buy my own
2003 model...

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 23:02:55 EDT from IGnatius T Foobar @ Uncensored

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Ah, the "truly uncensored" line yet again.

But of course our troll friend wasn't here 15 years ago, and he probably won't be here 15 years from now. Change the 15 to, say, 3, and that's probably also true.

Always imitated, never duplicated.

[#] Fri Jun 27 2003 23:39:45 EDT from UWAnimal @ Uncensored

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[#] Sat Jun 28 2003 00:11:48 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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(okay, truth be told, I'm no good at this Nigerian thing.. I should probably leave it to the professionals)

[#] Mon Jun 30 2003 15:43:46 EDT from Tony Preston @ Uncensored

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Heh... The funniest story about those scams is the one where the guy got the letter and responded leading the scammer on and on. The guy told him he was James Tiberius Kirk, include a photo of Shatner on a bogus passport, sent him pictures of his girl friend (who looked like she was murdered in the bathtub) dead(faked of course) and said he had to get the money quickly since he had to leave town soon...

He actually had the guy planning to meet him in the netherlands for an exchange of money.

I have tried that myself once or twice, but they never respond to my replies...:)

[#] Mon Jun 30 2003 16:04:37 EDT from fleeb @ Uncensored

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I read that.. it was actually kind of frightening.

"Wear a bright yellow jumpsuit..." or some such. Quite amusing.

[#] Tue Jul 01 2003 14:54:19 EDT from Tony Preston @ Uncensored

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You forgot to jump up and down on one leg...

[#] Tue Jul 08 2003 11:42:01 EDT from Campagnolo @ Uncensored

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From what I've read on the usss gov site, there have been people killed durring the "Nigerian" scams. Some of these people are out for blood.

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