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[#] Thu Aug 15 2002 15:01:48 EDT from Cruella

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On the tits of a barmaid in Sale
Were tattooed all the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same list of prices in Braille.

[#] Thu Aug 15 2002 15:06:59 EDT from Cruella

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Anthropologists up with the Sioux
Cabled home for two punts, one canoe.
The answer next day,
Said: 'Girls on their way,
But what in Hell's name's a "panoe"?'

[#] Thu Aug 15 2002 16:01:31 EDT from Freakdog

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Good ones.

[#] Thu Aug 15 2002 22:43:38 EDT from Corellian

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heh, hadn't heard those.

There once was a man from Peru,
who fell asleep in his canoe.
He was playin' with his penis,
While dreamin' of Venus,
and woke up with a handful of goo.

[#] Sat Jan 27 2007 14:47:38 EST from lysdexia

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An old fave ...
There was a young lady from Ealing
who claimed "No sexual feeling"
then a russian named Boris
found her clitoris
now they're scraping her off of the ceiling!